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How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town

A comedic look at what happens when a bunch of 30-somethings who never left their hometown and who feel as if something is missing from their lives, enlist the help of a sex expert to arrange an ill-conceived orgy to spice up their relationships. "Campy comedy chock full of loveable characters." (Film Pulse)

While magazines, television, and movies may lead you to believe that sex always happens on clean sheets, with perfect lighting, sculpted bodies, and nary a hair out of place, in real life, doing the deed is far less glamorous. Sex can be messy and clumsy, and that's just between two people. But what happens when you add more to the mix? That's the basic set up for Jeremy Lalonde's 'How To Plan An Orgy In A Small Town.'

Starring Jewel Staite, Lauren Lee Smith, Katharine Isabelle, Ennis Esmer, Tommie-Amber Pirie, and Jonas Chernick, the story follows a sex columnist who returns to her family values loving small town, where things take a spicy turn. Here's the synopsis:

Beaver’s Ridge; a tight-knit community known for its wholesome emphasis on family values - or at least until “town slut” turned sex columnist Cassie Cranston (Jewel Staite from FIREFLY) returns for her mother’s funeral. Cassie was shunned from the community years before due to an embarrassing sex encounter at a house party, so she ran away to the big city and became a sex columnist while labelling the town prudish. Upon her return though, things spice up in Beaver’s Ridge when a group of eccentric town folk try to plan an orgy. Each person has their own ulterior motives for the orgy with awkward sex at the forefront.

"The title and premise are intriguing, but it’s up to the filmmakers to then deliver a good film at the end of the day. Lalonde and his team do just that with a sex romp that is actually not very graphic in nature and doesn’t contain too much nudity but is definitely one that you do not want to see with your mom." - Film Pulse

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